Not a fucking excuse.

Just fucking
vote.

Here's what you need to know about:

Fucking snail mail.

Yes, the system is fucking outdated. No, no one will listen to you fucking whinge.

The voting papers come to your fucking house. You tick a box. The only hard bit is finding a fucking post box. There are 23 in Invercargill and 5 in Bluff. You can do it. I fucking believe in you.

And you know what, if you post your fucking papers, I'll throw a party on October 12 to celebrate. If you're over 18, find a fucking post office like an adult, and then party like one.

What other fucking excuses you got?

I'll add my own fucking excuse, thanks!