Not a fucking excuse.

Just fucking
vote.

Here's what you need to know about:

Lazy fucking losers.

It's not that fucking hard.

The voting papers come to your fucking house. You can read up about the candidates (or not, you do you). Then you tick a few boxes. The only fucking hard bit is finding a post box. You can fucking do it. I believe in you. And you know what, if you fucking post your papers, I'll throw a fucking party on October 12 to celebrate. If you're over fucking 18, do your fucking homework, find a post office like an adult, and then party like one.

What other fucking excuses you got?

I'll add my own fucking excuse, thanks!