Not a fucking excuse.

Just fucking
vote.

Here's what you need to know about:

Running for fucking council.

If you're not happy with the fucking status quo, why don't you fucking run next time? The council have all the bits you need to know about fucking running, so I'm not going to fucking repeat it all. Just read up about it all here. And check out the handbook here.

Other things you should know about running:

  • You're not too fucking young.
  • Social media got both Obama and Trump into power.
  • You don't have to do things the same as everyone else.
  • $30,000 is the spending limit for campaigning in Invercargill.
  • Each candidate must be nominated on the nomination paper, which is available from Council’s website, Invercargill City Council Civic Administration Building, or the Bluff Service Centre.
  • It costs $200 (GST inclusive) to run.
  • Candidates may provide a recent passport-style photograph and a 150-word-statement.
  • You also need a Birth Certificate, New Zealand Passport or Citizenship Certificate.

What other fucking excuses you got?

I'll add my own fucking excuse, thanks!