Not a fucking excuse.

Just fucking
vote.

Here's what you need to know about:

Fucking voting dates.

If you have not fucking enrolled email one of these gentlemen:

September 20 – Voting papers are sent to those who are enrolled. Voting opens.

October 8 – Last day to post voting papers in the mail (but you can still post them in a fucking ballot box).

October 12 – Voting closes at noon and progress results announced.

Also October 12 – Thank Fuck You Voted party (details on Facebook).

October 17 – Official results are announced.

What other fucking excuses you got?

I'll add my own fucking excuse, thanks!